'Chennai - Pondicherry National Highway Evening 5:20'
'God is there Kumaru'
'GV Prakash Kumar'
'Anandhi'
'Nikki Galrani'
'Prakash Raj'
'RJ Balaji'
(Song from movie 'Pokkiri')
Good Morning, sir
Mr Kumar
- Yes, Kumar - Bouquet for you, sir
Happy married life, sir
Good morning, miss Priya
Yes
- Bouquet for you, madam - Thank you
Thank you
Hey Priya, why do you look so angry?
Hey, Priya...Priya!
What's this?
Look at this
Has she sent you too also?
Priya, that's nothing but...
'I'm Jealous of you', meant that she envy's you
Won't she be, because I'm yours and she couldn't have me
Are you trying to be funny?
Will someone send a bouquet of this sort for the engagement?
I'm Jealous of you, what is she trying to say?
I don't know
She doesn't like that we're getting married, is her stomach burning?
I don't know
Because you told me all about your ex-girl friend
...would she behave she thinks?
Yes, it's wrong
Listen, she is only your ex-girl friend...
...but not my friend at all
That's fine, she should have sent you the bouquet...
...why is she sending it to me?
I don't know
What's with you ranting, I don't know...I don't know
'I don't know'
Oh, she has sent one to you as well
Yeah, Priya
I Miss You!
Let it go Priya, It's a silly matter
'I Miss You', looks like a silly matter to you, Kumar?
That's not it Priya, She's an idiot
Just ignore this Priya, please
Today she has sent a bouquet, tomorrow she'll send texts
Then it'll be Facebook, WhatsApp, parties and she'll eventually land at our house
I don't like this even a bit, Kumar
She shouldn't be in your life hereafter, Dot
I swear she won't be Dot, dot, dot
Give me your phone
For What?
Give it to me
What is she doing?
Not only in your life, she shouldn't be in your phone contact list too
You haven't said anything about how I look
It's fantastic, you're looking good
You're looking good too
- Get ready soon - Thank you
What's happening here?
I don't know
Blessed beginnings!
It's an invite to the occasion of engagement
During the upcoming auspicious day for the wedding...
...hey hold on, hold on
These day, they're meeting on Facebook, then send invites on WhatsApp...
...get married on Skype and make babies on Twitter
You're still stuck with old methods
Make it soon, buffet is going cold
Exchange the rings
Please have food
Please eat
- Dad - What's it, son?
I had made a promise to Lord Vinayaga to break coconuts, if all went well
Really, didn't know you were so pious
Didn't I say, the guys have arranged a Bachelor Party in Pondicherry?
Bachelors Party in Pondicherry
Yes Priya, why are you so surprised about that?
Kumar, our Wedding is in two days
We still haven't tried out our reception dress
Haven't checked the decors of the Hall
You haven't trimmed your beard
You haven't met my entire family yet
What's wrong with you Kumar?
Please, Priya!
This is once in a lifetime opportunity
How can you plan this last minute
No way!
I'll leave now, finish with the party and will be back in the morning
What if you get late?
No need to take that risk
It's fine, Priya
If I had gone to the party and meet my friends...
...thought it would help me, get over my ex-girlfriend
That's why I had asked you
It's okay, nothing can be done
My situation is always Miracle
You can go to the Bachelors Party
But for god sake, don't speak in English
Why shouldn't I?
Then how will I prove that I passed out of CBSE
Hey, never mentioned that you're from CBSE
Yes, Corporation Boys School, E Section
Kumar!
Leave
- Leave now - Okay, bye
One good thing about Kumar getting married is...
...the curse of virgin boys etc...
...he won't curse anymore of that crap here after
Kumar!
I was just talking high about you in Virgin Boys Group
Hey, where did you get lost
What happened to the party?
Do you think ours is an ordinary party?
It's a grand, gala mega event
Just like how one is given an award for just attending the show
Similarly, we will give booze to those who just come to the party
Buddy, I shouldn't praise you myself
You're at a different level
I don't agree to it, I won't Definitely I won't
Hi Baby!
Hey, speak to Priya and get her car keys
Why? are we not able to take it out, is her car in front of ours?
That's not it, I booked Ola for us
But that driver seems to be...
Please talk to Priya
You can't organize a party, and call yourself my best man
Just talk to her
Priya, can you come down for a moment?
I can't
I won't leave until you come down and bid me goodbye with a kiss
Okay, I'll come
Is she coming? That's great
Will she pay for the fuel as well
Priya, will be happy on seeing me
Hey Priya, I'm the admin of the Virgin Boys group
Hey, take your leg off it
He's my friend, Balaji
Don't you remember me, I sent you smileys on WhatsApp
Pleasure to meet you
You called me, to introduce your friend?
That's not it, Priya
We had booked a BMW car, to go to Pondicherry
It had a flat Tyre, so thought of borrowing your car
You need my car for the trip and that too for Bachelors Party
No Way!
In this dire situation, this help of yours...
...I won't forget until my last breath
I didn't even speak even one word in English, Priya
Okay, do you know to drive?
- I'm an expert at driving - Is that so?
Do you have a license?
I have a heavy duty License, I can drive a truck too
Look here, I'm entrusting you with my car
Don't let this truck driver handle the car
Not at all
You'll regret for this
Oh no, Nancy is calling
Bye, Priya
Kumar, hold on a minute
What happened, and who's on the phone?
It's nothing, Priya
Then why do you look tensed?
Show me the phone
- No need, Priya - Show me the phone
Answer the call, and put it on speaker
Let's not do this
Answer the call and put it on speaker
Hello!
Hey Kumar, I just your Fiance's photo on Facebook
She looks really ugly
Hey...Hey...Hey!
You don't speak out of jealousy
My fiance is a good looking one
Kumar, it doesn't matter if you don't get married to me...
...atleast get married to an average looking girl, rather her
I'm keeping my cool, because I'm at an event
You're talking too much
If I see you in person, will break your jaw
Hey, stop the wedding How can you manage your life with her
I told you, that won't pick up the call
You were the one, forced me to do so
If she calls, I shouldn't pick the call...
...that's the reason, I had saved it again
What If I pick, thinking it's someone else
If at all you speak another word about her...
...I will cancel this wedding
I will not, definitely will not
I'll take care of him along with the car, I guarantee his virginity
What does Nancy, think of herself
She's drunk and insulting my to be bride
Nancy is a good girl, can't you make that out from her nose
Her dad must have bought the alcohol
She must have mistaken that for digestion syrup
Buddy, don't irritate Call Nancy, right away
Why should I call your ex-girlfriend?
That's not it, Priya might check on me If I'm talking to Nancy
If at all she does that, and my line is busy
I'll get caught
- Shall we cancel the wedding? - Why do you say like that?
Priya is calling, put it on speaker
Sorry, I won't talk to Nancy anymore
'I don't wish to waste my time, speaking about Nancy'
'Get done with your Bachelor party and return to Chennai ASAP'
'Kumar, this will be your last party'
'Let all your friends know about it'
'Especially to that dorky idiot'
'Because, he seems like a freeloader'
'You will never be in order, if you're with him'
Okay, Priya I'll call you later
You heard that right? This will be my last party
Drink as much as you can, this time
But if at all you come again, asking for booze
I won't ask, I won't definitely I won't ask
You said Bachelors Party, but it looks like a foreigners' party
You can't make head or tails out of it, right?
Have ever combined Pasta and leftover rice?
Ever got drunk, mixing international and local alcohol?
Ever seen Pamela Anderson dating a Pig face?
Impossible!
Look there
- Hi Dude - Hi Dude!
Hi, Balaji How are you?
He's my Facebook friend, Kundalakesi
- Hello - That's okay
Maria Sharapova
- Hi! - No...no
It's their first marriage
That's why it has been decorated in a grand way
We can booze all night free of cost
You made me drink free of cost on my Bachelors Party
Buddy, I shouldn't praise you myself
- Keep saying budding - You're at the next level
I will not agree to it, I will not-
Why are you giving me weird looks?
Are you local boys?
No!
Then are you from the City?
No!
Then who are you guys?
The boys who live in the city are called City-Boys
And the boys who are local, are called Local-Boys
But do you know what they call the boys, who are Local in the City?
Locality Boys!
"The lady from the Audi car..."
"...come and dance with me"
"The lady from the Audi car, come and dance with me"
"When you come closer, why does it burns up"
"Don't getaway touching us, like a touch phone"
"Even if you give one kiss, won't be enough for this life"
"Locality Boys"
"Locality...Locality!"
"Loca...Loca...Loca"
"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"
"Locality Boys...Boys"
"Locality Boys"
"Pump it, Pump it, Pump it"
"Like that, Like that"
"Pump it, Pump it, Pump it"
"Like that, Like that"
"You're high, with just one gulp of it"
"Has your pulse rate increased"
"Your tongue must be tickling, with the taste of high"
"Are your nerves getting restless?"
"In the middle of the throat, it's stuck like an idiot"
"If you're having Brandy, then it's mandatory to puke"
"Sultry siren, you look like Trisha's sister"
"You're my partner, naughty lady"
"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"
"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys...Boys"
"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys"
"Drop the beat like it's hot"
"Take it...Take it Take it...Take it"
"Locality Boys"
"We will show attitude, also will build up a tempo"
"And will score an Oscar, to show off"
"We will be like the fish which slips away, while washing it"
"And will getaway, like we were never there"
"The string which holds the kite, will scar your face"
"Over confidence will spoil your health"
"If you aim for lavishness, you will fall on your face"
"Don't try to show off unnecessarily"
"The lady from the Audi car..."
"...come and dance with me"
"The lady from the Audi car, come and dance with me"
"When you come closer, why does it burns up"
"Don't getaway touching us, like a touch phone"
"Even if you give one kiss, won't be enough for this life"
"Locality Boys"
"Locality...Locality"
"Loca...Loca...Loca"
"Locality Boys, Locality Boys"
"Locality Boys...Boys, Locality Boys"
"Locality Boys"
- Buddy - Yeah
When you look at these stars...
...how do you feel about that?
Be frank about it
I can only think of Star Biriyani from our area
That too, the mutton biriyani made by that Muslim chef
There's no match to it
Damn it, you call this an emotion
Okay, you're about to get married now...
...you must be in romantic mood
How do you feel about it?
Buddy, shall I be frank with you?
When I look at these stars...
...the X-rated films we watch during nights at Star theater starring Shakeela
That's what comes to my mind
You haven't forgotten your past, have you?
Do you realize how insulting is this
Buddy, Nancy hasn't forgotten her past too
Nancy!
Nancy, who are you?
Whenever I call out your name, I see angels in Santa's attire...
...singing "La la la...la la la"
I can't be without seeing you, even for a day
Weekdays at School
Sundays at Church
If it's a Holiday, at your place
And when my friends say that you're mine, it feels really great
Nancy, I love you, Nancy
Hey, my name is Akhilandeshwari
I've never been to church even for a day
I'm an Hindu, can't you see that
Bloody, you insulted me at my own college
Just wait and see, I'll get you bumped by my cousin
Hey, Stop right there
How dare you hit me
I dare you to come to my place, you'll be done
I will scar your face...
Swear, keep swearing
This is damn insulting
There's no feel to it, neither emotion
Below average, 2 Star
- Then out of 100? - 38
- Then out of 5? - 2.5
Why has my situation come to this?
It's because, you still have shame and ego
Buddy, she hit me on my forehead
If you start to fall in love with a girl...
...first she will hit directly at you
Then she will...
Hit you without your knowledge
Have you seen the film, 7G Rainbow Colony?
I've seen it on KTV many times
How sad, Sonia Agarwal looks in that?
Propose with that emotion
I love You!
I asked you to mock Sonia Agarwal, not Kajal Agarwal
Say that with a sad face
I love you
Freeze that emotion
It's time she will be here, propose to her My battery is low
Buddy, one favour
Give me that Akhilandeshwari's number
"All the streets you have wandered..."
"...I've always been there"
"You seem to walk, like the Queen of Ranipettai"
"Temperature is rising, with the whiff of your breath"
"Still it feels like my heart is on top of Antarctica"
"Wonder who gave birth to you?"
"I've been shot down, with just a glance from you"
"A knot was tied inside my heart"
"Regardless whoever it is, I'll rise up to it"
"All the streets you have wandered, I've always been there"
"You seem to walk, like the Queen of Ranipettai"
"Temperature is rising, with the whiff of your breath"
"Still it feels like my heart is on top of Antarctica"
Hey Nancy, just hold on for a moment
You're Kumar
Whenever my name is called out, angels dance around you
You have been following me everywhere
And in an unrequited love
You were about to say that, right?
Hey Nancy, how come you knew all this?
Akhilandeshwari, called me up and filled in
She's my friend
Oh My God!
Stop over reacting
I have no intentions in falling in love with you
All the girls quote the same in the beginning
- Excuse me - After that-
Nancy
I already told you, I have no interest in you
Why are you still following me?
That's not it, If I tell you, you'll laugh at me
I won't laugh, tell me
If I tell you that, you'll think very low of me
I already do, doesn't matter tell me
It's nothing but...
At church, Father gives everyone a small treat like a pancake...
...so what about it?
I have a desire to have that since childhood
I've asked all my Christian friends...
...they keep giving excuses, but never got me one
The men never helped me get that
At least thought you will get me that, Nancy
Please help me with it, somehow get me that communion
Not only that...
...nowadays, in my dreams instead of Hansika, that communion appears
Somehow get me that, Nancy
- Please Nancy, please - Get up
I'll get you the communion, after that you shouldn't follow me
Is that a deal?
I swear on your grandmother, it's a done deal
Hold this
I've been yearning for communion, due to which have lost weight
Damn it
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy
You stay here, I'll go and get a big bag from the store near by
For what?
Only then, I can take all the communions given to me
Communion is not all that big, it's a small one
Moreover, they'll give you just one
'Jesus blesses you, Amen'
Hey, hold on
I've read in a magazine, entering with your right leg, you'll be more fertile
Enter with your right leg
I've been coming to church since childhood
Don't teach how to enter the church
If you want the communion, come in...if not leave
Hey, Nancy...Nancy...Nancy
If you wish, jump in But I need that communion
'Jesus blesses you, Amen'
'Kumaru, Kumaru, Kumaru'
What are you doing?
Whenever I see huge buildings, I tend to do this for echo
Just like this happened once in my school day-
You're not suppose to do such things here
If the Father asks your name Kumar!
Kumaru!
Don't say such names
Give him a good Christian name
Shall I give him Joseph Kuruvilla or David Billa
Will that name work?
Now why are you insulting, actors Vijay and Ajith
Shall I then, give them Albert or Baby Albert?
I go there daily to watch movies at night
Okay
What will say, if the Father asks for the Bible
I'll say that have given it to get bound
One another important thing
Only if you say Amen, Father will give you the communion
- Did you say, Amman? - Not Amman, it's Amen
Oh, Amen
Amen!
Are you sure, he won't run out of communion?
Can you come, silently
Amen!
Just watch, what I'm about to do
Father, Amen...Amen...Amen!
Give me three of those communions
Three communions?
That's right, one for one Amen and I said three so give me three
Son, who are you? Never seen you before
I'm from the church close by, came here for a change
For a change? What's your name?
Kumaru!
Albert Kumar Einstein
Einstein?
That's a scientists name, recite a dialogue
Juts like the Tamil film thug, with a hideous wart...
I asked you to recite a words from Bible, but you're blabbering something
Please give me the communion, I'm a Christian too
Why don't recite a verse
Shall I sing it, Father?
"The day I met you first..."
- Hey! - Sorry, Father
"Jesus is calling us, Jesus is calling us"
Is this a verse to you?
Sorry Father, just hear me out
What are you doing?
It's coming, wait for a moment
"Jesus is calling us, Jesus is calling us"
Get out, Get out, Get out!
Are you insane?
When asks to recite a bible words you're saying Kabali dialogues
When asked to recite a verse, you're singing film songs
- What do you thing? - Sorry, Nancy
I went overboard in desperation to get the communion
Hey, tell me the truth
Were you following me all this while, just for this communion?
That's right
There's no other reason for me to follow you
For my status, you're an average girl
- You very well know that - Don't follow me again
- Hey, Nancy...Nancy - What's it?
This a memorable moment in my life
Shall we take a selfie?
Selfie!
Smile please
I'll kill you
- Mom, were you asleep? - No dear, tell me
Nothing much mother, my husband pesters me when he's drunk for fritters made of egg
Go straight to the tea shop and get a fritter
Then go to the departmental store and get a egg
Then cut open the fritter and place the egg inside
Your Egg Fritter is ready to eat
Wow, you said such a great thing over the phone, won't our phone charges go up
Silly, this is PSNL's night call service
Where we can speak from 9pm-7am, without worrying about the charges
Mother, I'm wondering who to thank You or PSNL
That's awesome and excellent...
...that was perfect
That was brilliant, you're a great beauty with talent
That was a delightful smile
Especially the final dialogue, can you repeat that
"Mother, I'm wondering who to thank You or PSNL"
Please smile
You should be presented with Vijay Awards just for this smile
Thank you
But one condition, you got to cry when you're on stage
Sir, how was my performance
- Director will comment on that - This, I have to comment
- Why don't you say - Hey, tell her Granny is asking
Oscar, Kalaipuli and AM Rathnam awards All these will awarded for your performance
Thank you sir
Buddy, let's move
Our next Ad should be a colorful one
With Saravana Store owner, Deepika Padukone and Alia Bhatt combination
Hi
Dad, what happened Why are your eyes wet?
Is everything fine with grand parents?
Where were you?
Dad!
Where were you!
Dad, I was here all this while
I wasn't talking about that
Where was this talent all this while?
Oh, you were talking about that
All because of your blessings, Dad
I told you right, the Ad has worked its way
The family audience will love it
Excellent concept
It's my concept
Especially the last one- liner
It deserves millions
Please do sir, please
But our company doesn't have a budget for that
We will be content, even if you pay us in thousands
We don't have a budget for that as well
At least something to get by
For that, I don't feel like
Then how are you planning to pay us?
We will give you both PSNL sim cards
Mr.Shiva, make sure son does the next Ad for free
I will take care of that
Should I thank that MD for this Sim card?
Or your Dad, who got us this Ad
The concept is crap so is the Sim card
What will the husband do, when both mother and daughter are speaking all night?
Husband will speak to some other girl under the same scheme, it's a chain reaction
You don't get it right?
Didn't you propose to you love yesterday?
- She will come back today - I don't think so
She will come
Kumar!
Hi!
I told you right
Chain Reaction!
I shouldn't praise you myself
Keep going, keep going...
...you're at a next...
Looks like you're busy, I will come back later
No, no I'm totally available
Hey, please finish that sentence, please do
- Hi - Hi
Nancy
I was busy earlier, can't you see
Now I'm free, please go ahead
The reason I came here was...
...I have something important to say
- Shall I? - Please do
I don't know how to put it across
I really like you a lot
Especially your beard
Then...
I just came one day with you at the church
I enjoyed it thoroughly
What If I be with you for life
Keep going Nancy, finish that sentence
How was my performance?
Excellent performance, it was spectacular
Rate me
It's 5
- How much out of 5? - 5
- How much out of 100? - 100
Thank God
That's nothing, I'm going to propose to someone next week...
...so was rehearsing
You did it with Akhila Andeshwari, and I did the same with you
It's a Chain reaction
What's with everyone on Chain reaction?
What's happening here?
Comedy!
Get Lost!
Sorry
I'll tell you, the exact reason why I came down
I fulfilled your childhood wish, once you had asked for it
That's right, you took me to the church and got me a communion
So what about it?
I have a similar childhood wish
Do you want to catch a fish and then let it go, like they do in movies?
Not that
Like how you had a wish to have the communion...
...I too wish to have porridge and spicy rice at a temple
What are you searching for?
Nothing, you always have a pile on roaming around with you...
...Akhilandeshwari
Why don't you take her to the temple?
I did
But she got everything and had it for herself
She didn't share anything with me
These girls are not fine, you take me there
So, you have come to see me, just have those treats at temple
That's right
What else could be the reason
You're an average looking Kumaru
As if, you're the prettiest Nancy
What are you getting at?
Are you going to get me the treats or not?
- I'll get them - Okay
Then take my number, 9790
990019 Okay?
God's great Kumaru
God's great
You two look like Vijay and Jyothika from the movie Kushi
Oh god, really I'm blushing
You do
Hey Jhansi, sorry Nancy How are you doing?
How do you know my name?
Until now, he has performed 40 rituals in your name
He's lying
Hold on, I'm telling the truth have patience
Don't take me wrong
He has a major affection towards you
With his personality, he can get any girl he desires
But you're very lucky as he's chosen you
Before he changes his mind, please get married to him
I very well know, who to marry and when to marry
You don't have to say anything about it
You just mind your own business
Idiot!
You were great
So, this first dialogue was fine?
You were spot on
- What about the Saravana stores ad? - 100 percent
Hail Perumal!
It's not right to lose your temper at a temple
What else do you expect me to do
My father will think around 10 times to speak to me about my marriage
He is just blurting it out like nothing
Sorry, Nancy
Moreover, I should get hitched to you before you change your mind
Are you that wise?
Not at all, I'm an ordinary person
It's nothing but, when I use to be in high school...
...I use to come here during final exams
And pray, so that I don't get caught cheating in the exam
Since then, this saint is a good friend of mine
So he took the liberty of speaking about me
Don't take him wrong
Don't mind Nancy, please
Kumaru, Vijay-Jyothika, 40 times rituals and wedding...
...did I cover everything?
Damn it, she's here
So you were behind all these drama
Is it right?
Why are you doing this?
I was planning to propose to you in another couple of minutes
That's the reason I was prepping the situation around you
Yes!
So Kumaru, was the second dialogue good?
You nailed it
So that job is confirmed?
200%
Hail Preumal!
Nancy, when I look at you, it feels like I was meant for you
I swear!
If you're with me, I can watch horror films like Kanchana and Conjuring
I feel that courage
I swear, I do
Let's get married
Have 11 children...
...with whom I dream of starting an IPL team
'I wish to start an IPL Team'
What happened?
Has your saint friend, forgot to appear and have gone to perform rituals?
Sorry son, I forgot to ring the bell...
...am I dance with Tamannaah Hansika as you said
Is that telecast in all channel?
Hey, have you ever heard hence Saravana stores owner only act his ad
You're not even aware of this fact
Hello, excuse me
Oh god, my porridge...my porridge
You already look like you had it
Oh no, porridge would have got over
I Love You, Nancy
I love you?
- What's it? - Porridge
I've seen people proposing with a bouquet
This is the first time I'm seeing someone proposing with the porridge
Just not that...
...I also write poetry
Hold on to this for a minute
I have written one to propose to you
Shall I?
Go ahead
If I don't see you or speak to you, I don't feel hungry
But when I meet you, I feel damn hungry
- Why don't you get me a meal - Get lost!
How's it?
Get lost
"Hey, go safe"
"You seem to ignore me"
"Hey, go safe"
"Don't throw attitude at me"
"Hey, cute Brat!"
"You look like a little Devil"
"Hey, Hey...will sketch a plan"
"And will impress you"
"Don't irritate..."
"...when I'm trying to impress you"
"Don't instigate the lion in me..."
"...rather shake hands with me"
"Don't let down my unrequited love"
"I'm riding the bike on one way, don't take an U turn"
"Don't leave without saying anything"
"You have resided inside my heart"
"You're killing me without your conscience"
"Even if you kill me, don't you think my heart will follow you!"
"Hey, seems like it's staggering"
"My love is like a baby, when it comes to you"
"It's slipping and rolling over"
"Even your heart is made of skin"
"Don't try to move away from me"
"I'm not made of high voltage power"
"Why don't we hang out and see..."
"...you don't seem responsible for your age"
"Oh Dear!"
"Milky Moon Dear!"
"My Queen!"
"I will be your King"
"Even If you wish to let go, It won't..."
"...your eyesight is like a magnetic contact"
"Keep me at the corner of your lips"
"I will be the lip-guard inside your hand bag"
"Don't you know A,B,C...1,2,3"
"Don't hide the face with your beard"
"Even the stray dogs don't chase at nights"
"Your rocket made of paper, won't take off at NASA"
"Hey, don't speak so coyishly"
"Don't hand-cuff my heart"
"Don't walk staggeringly"
"Don't shake me up like a ride in the auto"
"Don't act with a smile on your face"
"Don't burst into flames, like a Chinese phone"
"Don't stare at me with wrinkled look on your face"
"I'm like that bead to the soda, don't separate us"
"You're like that slice of a mango"
"I'm going to nab you, like a wholesome bunch"
"Your Teddy Bear 'N' Your Scooty Tyre"
"Also the pony tail, close to your ear"
"Your Sharukh Khan, also your Salman Khan"
"I'm also the cheese to your popcorn"
Oh god, it's a ghost
Ssssh!
Hey, why are you here, when did you come and how did you come?
Why are you here, when did you come and how did you come?
Is it vital that only guys can climb over walls...
...will propose to their loved ones
Can't we girls do the same?
What!
You came to propose?
What are you saying?
Why are you screaming?
I'm used to screaming, when I'm in a shock
Are you telling the truth?
- You came to propose? - Yes
Haven't said it yet
I Love You
Oh god, I love you!
You're shaking me up
Are you serious?
I Love you
Love you, love you, love you, love you
Oh god, she never said even once earlier...
...but today she's been saying a lot, not able to believe it
Okay, you weren't in love with me, until yesterday
How come all of sudden at midnight?
I have liked you since childhood
Childhood?
(Song from Gentleman movie)
Hey!
This is from a performance at a function when I was a kid
How did you get this video?
My father was the one who took it
Your Father!
Hey, are you that girl?
You used to be really cute then
But now, you look average
Can't believe, I'm standing next to you
Even I can't believe this
You had sent me a request two years back on Facebook
I had accepted that yesterday and realized that you're that kid
You kissed me when I was a kid
Brat!
I'm still a brat
I came to propose to you and have said it
I'm leaving now
Move, I'll return the same way I came
Oh god!
Oh no, the ladder is gone
Why don't you stay over for the night and leave in the morning
Hey, don't be kidding
I have to be home, before my Dad wakes up
Somehow, take me down
I'll safely take you there
But there's one condition
Your Dad
Is that enough?
This is what you meant, right?
Come let's go
My Dad has been busy with special class these days
He's taken a break for an hour, just to meet you
Somehow try to impress him
Just wait and see how I'm going to impress him
As far as I'm aware, he'll just have one condition...
...that you should convert to Christianity
Is that fine with you Kumaru?
Why are you still calling out my old name
I'm Albert now
Will there be issues at your place due to this?
Hey, the name Albert was given to me by my parents
- Hello sir, I'm Kumar - I'm Michael Ashirwadam
Please take your seat
Sit dear
Mr.Kumar
My daughter has filled me in about you, your family and profession
In fact, my daughter likes you a lot
I have no objection in you two getting married
Sir, thank you I didn't expect the work to be done so quick
Wait, please sit down
Mr.Kumar
If you wish to marry my daughter
I have two conditions for that
I'm aware, I should convert to Christianity and should be regular to Church
I've even changed my name
- Hi, I'm Albert - That's fine
Mr.Kumar
Converting to Christianity and going to church...
...these both are part of the first condition
Because, once you do you will have to be regular to the church
But my second condition is something else
Sir!
You should change entirely
Sir, I didn't get you
Wasn't I speaking in Tamil
Okay, let me make you understand
Jesus
How many members are in your family?
Totally six, I, my sister, my parents and my grand parents
Is that so
All of them...
...have to convert to Christianity
Only then, this marriage will happen
Dad, what's with this new condition
Wait dear, I'm speaking to him
Tell me, Mr.Kumar
It's fine If I had to convert to Christianity to marry your daughter...
...but all these years
My family is been worshiping many gods, How can I ask them to convert
Through your mouth
Jokes apart
Mr.Kumar, there's an explanation behind this
A year ago, there was a girl named Diana
Nancy you must be aware of her
That girl came to me, asking her to get married to a Hindu guy
I even got them married
She came back asking for divorce in just 6 months
You know why?
Why?
There are lot of cultural differences and opinions due to the religion
For instance
We celebrate only 3 festivals, Christmas, New Year and Easter
But when it comes to you people, there is a never ending list of festivals
We go to Church on Sundays
But you people are not aware of which temple to go on which day
The food habits differ
Our dressing sense doesn't match
See, I'm not wearing just one button, but yours is all the way open
I don't want my daughter to face such situation
That's the reason, I had stated that condition earlier so that we can go ahead
What do you say, Mr.Kumar aka Albert
Sir, I have an idea
Please go ahead, ideas are always welcome
How many members are there in your family?
It's just me, my daughter and my wife
Sir, instead of us six converting to Christianity...
...if you three convert to Hinduism
Kumar!
There won't be any cultural differences or difference of opinions
What do you say, Michael aka Ashirwadam
Son!
I didn't come to you asking to marry my daughter
You are the one who came forward begging for the same
If you and your family come to my terms...
...this marriage will happen, if not
Sir!
- Is yours a love or arranged marriage? - Arranged marriage
My parents chose my own cousin for me to get married
- That's why you don't know - What?
Girls who are better than us will leave us
And the ones who are below us, we will leave them
Our height, weight and status...
...keeping that in mind we find a girl
And make sure she doesn't have a boy friend or a close cousin
Post which to impress her, we spend on fuel and phone bills
Send texts live on TV Channel
Dedication over FM radio
After all this manage to get her number
Post which text her day and night with multiple smileys
Capture her heart
Make her reply to it
Then without the knowledge of time or date, flirt with her spending a bomb
Convince her to meet us in person
Entertain her taking out for many dates, spending half our father's wealth
Finally after all this, when I came to you asking to marry your daughter
You're placing conditions
If you get a chance, you'll ask the workers around my house to convert as well
You call yourself a wise man
Aren't you ashamed
Damn it
Do you think, I'll get my daughter married to you, because you pelted a long dialogue
Get Out, Damn it
All this while I was waiting for you to curse at me
Damn you
Kumar, that's my father
Mind your words
He doesn't deserve to be respected
Be happy, that I didn't finish the sentence
Hey, you low life
- Did you call me? - Yes
I won't even roll my window down and have a look at you on the road from my car
Don't look at me
I'm just respecting for the fact that, my daughter is in love with you
Don't talk to me
Listen to carefully
You can't even touch my daughter's shadow without my permission
I know how to nab your daughter and when to
You can't do anything
Too bad, you got no hair
Kumar, get out
Wait dear, don't interfere in this matter
- Mr.Ashirwadam - What is it?
My wedding will happen with your blessing
Don't keep sulking on this dear
- Get out from here - I'm leaving
Idiot
I won't even roll my window down and have a look at you on the road from my car
He doesn't sound like an educated professor
He sounds like that Dance master from Bala's film, asking to convert
If given a chance will make the entire family dance, and grade them
Buddy, I'm ready to stoop to any level for the sake of Nancy
Let's gather few goons and threaten them
By the time you gather them, Nancy will be in abroad
Let's do this
Let's get those henchmen from Madurai
- They won't come down - Why?
They will rather go and work in Rajinimurugan sequel
Then let's go to the Police
Then you will see a news next morning saying, you're dead
Then let's sue them and take them to Supreme Court
Nowadays, their verdict is not followed by the State, how will he listen to them
You have been saying no to everything, and being negative about it
What else can be done?
No matter, what you do and try every trick He won't listen to them
It's possible only by one person
Who is that?
Gomathi Gopalakrishnan
Where is she?
She's there in each and everyone's house
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...we are delighted to meet all our viewers
Even if there are no issues in the society
We have this urge to look for issues and solve them
What a shameful act
Situations of that sort have been presented in this program earlier
But today, we have a grave issue came looking for us
When we go looking for an issue, we make sure to scrutinize it to the core
Imagine, if an issue came searching for us...
...we won't let the issue go by
Come on, let's start the argument
- What's your name? - Kumaru
What a weird way of saying one's name, 'Kumaru'
Button up and look civil
I had mentioned that earlier
He's speaking beyond his limits
Shall I whack him?
Shut up, damn it
Hey, I'll kill you
Dear, who are you?
I'm Balaji, Kumaru's uncle
Uncle!
Why are you focusing on him, you've become sloppy Get to the point
Sir, what is your name?
My name is Michael Ashirvadam
Okay, sir
My name is Michael Ashirvadam
Didn't he say the same in English?
Baby
Look here
What's your name?
I'm not a baby
And my name is Nancy
I'm doing my final year in MBA
Kumaru?
I know Nancy, since childhood
Even she knows me from childhood
Ask her if it's the truth
- Is it true? - Yes, it is
Okay, then
I'm sincerely in love with Nancy
My friend here, has been a great help in that, buddy, tell her the truth
Since childhood, I have no job, profession or work
All three are the same
When a wise man is talking, why are you interfering
Who's that wise man?
Shut up, you damn it
Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir...
I'll come to you, please calm down
Please go ahead
Since childhood, I've been helping him succeed in love
That's the reason I'm at this show, to let you know my problems
We'll discuss your issues in next episode, let's handle his shameful case for now
Shameful case?
That won't come on the show, it will be edited
'You don't talk about the editing'
Can you proceed with your serious story
Even Nancy was sincerely in love with me
Ask her if I'm lying
Is it true?
It's true
I was even ready to convert to Christianity for her
I even changed my name to Albert
I changed mine to Baby Albert
Ask her if that's true
What the hell, you keep asking me the same question
If you utter another word, you're done
Madam, what he said is the truth
Oh God, Baby
This should not come from you, who have come for an argument
I should be the one, who gives that statement
200 episodes had your verdict and the audience are bored
He'll start the minute he sees a chick
That guy has been staring at you
Who's that?
That Kumaru
He's been holding his sorrows buried in his heart
If at all, you give a nudge He'll erupt with emotions
Sister
Oh god, Kumaru You look like you're in grave pain
That is been hitting me like a heat wave
That's true
Please tell me your story
One day, I went along with Nancy to meet her Father to ask her hand in marriage
He's asking me to convert to Christianity
He didn't stop with me, he asked my entire family to convert
That's him, who had asked
Why are you crying?
You were the one asked me to cry every 10 minutes during the show
I'll shoot your crying sequence at the end, for now continue the program
You keep changing as per your wish...
Hello, hello, hello!
What's going on here?
First he started, then him and now you're crying
Is this called 'Truth Is Spoken' or 'Truth is Crying'
Why don't you three finish with your crying
I have some work to tend to, will get back later
He doesn't have a job
Shut the hell up
Sir, do you have Blood Pressure?
I don't have BP, diabetes, cholesterol or anything else
If I had them, wouldn't come for the show
Hey, I like your honest approach
- Shut up - Get lost
Sir, what's your age?
I'm 55
I'm 55 years old
This is not fair, you first speak in English Then you repeat the same in Tamil
Either you speak in Tamil, and if you wish to please do
If you want to talk in English, then speak in English
You're talking in English, then you repeat the same in Tamil
What's this now?
You're getting angry, aren't you?
Get lost
That was a great insult, excellent
Don't behave like a lunatic, I'll kill you
You're a Professor at a college
You must have passed on the wisdom to many students
A man who is in such a high position...
...how come placed such a shameful condition
How dare you can talk to me like that?
You guys sent Police to get us here by force
And when I'm here, you're calling me names
I will see you all in court
Don't respect this man
Silly man, you want to go to court? Go on
But when you go to the college, students will call out your name...
Shameful Ashirvadam, Shameful Ashirvadam
Then what will you do? That's the power of this show
Will you shut your dirty mouth?
I'll see you in Supreme Court
Go ahead
There's an accountant named Ramasamy...
...we will deal this case with him
If you don't shut up and sit down, will whack you
Sit down, sit Sit down
This is a struggle between, justice and injustice
Here, only justice will prevail
If you believe in that, sit down If not you can leave
JESUS!
Even if you're here, you'll lose patience
Tell me, Kumar
I can even bare the fact, that he asked my family to convert
But when I asked him how that could be possible
He cracked a lame joke saying, 'With your mouth' and he laughed on it
That's why I couldn't bare it
Oh no, he cracked such a lame joke and you let him go
You just shut up, idiot
Look at him
I can understand that it's really a lame joke
If you're not amused, then let it go It's your fate
Have a look at his innocent and milky face
If it's a milky face, then make coffee out of it
Sir!
Didn't I tell you this...
...during a serious discussion, he cracks a lame jokes and laughs
You can crack those lame jokes later
Can you please let us know your decision
What decision are you talking about
Did I ask him, if he's wealthy
I didn't
They fell in love, I'm ready to get them married
But I wish for my daughter to live in a Christian family
That's the reason, I asked your family to convert
- Is this wrong? - Yes, it is
When it comes to family, it's not just him
There 'N' number of relations in that family
Imagine how many in their families
How do you expect, for such large family to convert to Christianity
Do you realize how many issues you will face due to this?
Why don't you understand? Please understand
Okay Kumar, in case if he has a change of heart
And gets his daughter married, will you take care of her?
I'll hold her on a golden platter
Platter!
First make sure you get a land and build a house
Then you can think of golden platter
Sir, he will take care your daughter like no one will
I vouch for him
You've been named Blessing why don't you bless these two?
Sir, look here
Just once, call him your son-in-law
Shall I call him, father-in-law?
Hey, everything is going smooth Let him call you first
Sir, please, sir
I can see it in your eyes, if you word them it will be fulfilled
Please pray
All Gods are the same
Uncle, please don't cry
Okay, Madam
Just because, you've said so
Hold on a minute
Can your hear me?
Wait a second, director is saying something
Are you able to hear what I'm saying?
I just got a call from our boss
We have produced 20 episodes on Love
From which, 18 were separated
And only 2 cases were patched up
Those two episodes were not viewed by anyone
Only those 18 were a hit, TRP increased and was watched widely
So?
Quickly plant a bomb and break them up
Oh, no
What happened?
Just a small technical issue
It'll be fine soon
Bloody, is there no business ethics at all?
You're asking me to change it, like clicking a switch
Oh god, listen you'll get a flat in Oragadam
Oragadam...did you say Oragadam
What to do? But my children's school is in Pallavaram
Then take it in Pallavaram
- Pallavaram is possible? - Yes
I'm stating the fact
I shouldn't be cursed for separating a family
Then go ahead and break them up
Okay, that's fine Totally fine
Madam!
Sir, don't say anything in a haste
Please relax, relax sir
Lie down
Why are you stopping him, when he's about to say?
I'll come to that, Balaji
Okay
Kumaru
What was I saying, and where did I stop?
'Come here, Son-In-Law', you had asked him to say that
He has not yet said it
Ask him to
Why does he have to say that? Tell me
What's this?
You were fine all this while
What happened to you now?
What's all this?
You keep chattering, how much will you talk?
I'm a host of a TV show, call me Ma’am!
Call me, Ma’am
Sister
Ma’am!
Sister
Okay, Kumaru
Why was he refusing to get his daughter married to you?
He was the one, asking my family to convert to Christianity
To which I didn't agree
Okay, that's fine
You don't have to convert, neither your family has to convert
Madam, what are you saying?
Yes Sir, I know what I'm talking
What the hell is this?
Do you own a car?
Do you own a flat?
His dream is to get her daughter married to a person, with a fat bank balance
Do you have any one of those traits he's looking for?
- No, madam - No, right
That's the reason, he's not getting her daughter married to you
Very good
Finally you got my point
Hey, what's happening here
You got us here, saying will patch things up
Now it looks like, you're breaking us up
What are you saying, are you changing sides now?
Why do you even consider talking to her?
I'll take you two and get you guys married in a registrar office
You guys are major
If he's a major, ask him to join the military
I should get you admitted in a mental asylum
They won't take you even there
I'll kill you
Balaji, Major Balaji Have patience
We should ask her first
Nancy, dear
Look close into my eyes
After so much has happened, you still wish to get married to him?
Nancy, speak up
Look at his face
Love is dripping from his face
You tell me, dear
I don't want to get married to him
Oh, God
I'll listen only, to my father
Did you hear that, neither she nor her father is interested
Then why the hell, did you waste our time?
What did you say?
First you asked us to call you, Sister
Then asked us to call you Ma’am
Earlier said will patch us up and now breaking us up
You're talking aloud to me, and speaking to someone over the phone
It's not me, that guy with the headphones on
Who's that?
I had asked to get me snacks, have they got it?
Who the hell is that, do you think we are fools sitting here?
Buddy, what are you looking at, come and thrash them
You're an old lady not a sister
You're fooling everyone with make-up
Oh God, she's hitting me Save me from her
Hit them using this sweeper
Break them all, thrash everything
Hey drop me down
All are sheer lies, but the program is 'Truth is Spoken'
Come out I'll see your end
Finally, they're leaving
Mention the name of our sponsors, before you sign off
That's what pays us
Okay
Bloody, dirty old lady
As you've broken up my love
I will make sure to break up your family and put them on streets
Why don't someone, catch this lunatic
Bloody
Escape!
'Truth is spoken'
Your talent is limitless
I just asked you to break them up for TRP...
...you literally tore them apart
- Sir - Yes
It's a big deal to get a flat in Pallavaram
If you say that, I'll get one in Mount Road
I will break up your family
Funny?
It was a bad one, right?
Hi-fi!
Let's go
Bloody, you even said her name as 'Nancy Kumar'
If you act as a lunatic, you think I'll let you go
There have been many reasons, for people to break up
But breaking up for TRP, would be a first one
It's damn shameful
'Pondicherry Today morning 11:20'
46 missed calls
Balaji
Hey, enough of bathing, open the door
Balaji
'The number you are dialing is not reachable'
Where did he get lost?
I can't find my wallet
Wallet is missing
Balaji is missing too
The door is also open
What if...
Sorry, sorry, sorry, Priya We got held up at the party
'How can you be so cool about it, I did warn you about the last minute plan
Priya, I have left
It's 11:30 am now
I'll be there by 2pm
'Why do you have to go, wake up late and now drive fast
Priya, I got in to the car
Stuck in traffic and the Police is looking at me, will call you back in 2 minutes
'Hey Kumar, Kumar
I'm from 64, my wallet and my friend are missing
Moreover, the room was open
Either he must have been kidnapped by someone
Or he must have ran away with my money
Mr Kumar
Where have you gone?
I went out to fill up on gas, so that you don't get late
I didn't have cash, so took your wallet
You were tired, so couldn't wake you up
But you jumped to conclusion
- I forgave you - Damn it
Don't try to get sentimental
We've to be in Chennai in next 2 hours Come soon
Get going
Every time, we leave from Pondy...
...the fear of students returning to school after the vacation
...I have the same fear at the moment
There are grave issues than this, don't annoy me
Okay
A dull day, haven't caught even one customer
Here they come, TN 10 1004
Brother, get to this side
Pull over to the side
That's right, over there
He looks like a Lilliput
Is he able to reach the controls?
Roll down your window
Was there an accident?
Brother, when you bunk school Stay home and watch POGO channel
You shouldn't be driving around on highways
Sir, you're great at mocking
But I don't have time for that
I'm really tensed and have to leave
Why are you getting angry?
Is this a new version of SWIFT?
You're right, so what?
How about the key?
It's the same old key, look at it
With this we can start the vehicle
We're going to get paid well today
Sir, please return the key Don't play around
I'm not the one
Chief, catch it
How was the throw?
Please give me the key
Sir, please give me the keys I have to be in Chennai in 2 hours
Are you the Collector of Chennai?
Are you going to open the Chembarabakam lake, once you reach Chennai?
What's happening here?
You both are talking rubbish
I'm being silent about it
I'm not that type, I'll start rubbish as well
And it will start to stink
Why were you at Pondy, for how long, what's the purpose and show me your passport
Sir, please let me go
Passport, please
Why do I need a passport to go to Pondy?
You get angry, if we speak in English
If you do the same, we won't understand
The only word I know in English is, 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'
Just go and meet, Manimaran sir
You guys playing a fool with me
I'll complaint about you guys to your officer
Then, you'll see what happens to you guys
Careful, you're going to sprain your neck
Hello, Sir
I'm Mr Kumar
They have taken my car keys in the name of checking
Please ask them to hurry up, I got to leave
Sir, I've been talking and you don't seem to respond
Sir!
Doesn't let him drink water, get lost
You guys are taking too much advantage of the position
Did you peck me for a low life?
I'm from a decent educated family
Get lost
Don't treat me like a smuggler
I should be in Chennai, in next 2 hours
Or else, I'll lose 2 crores
Will you get that for me
Give me an answer, Manimaran
He laid his hand on him
He's scratching the wrong head
Hey!
Can you charge that mosquito bat? There are too many around
Who are you calling a mosquito? Do I look like one to you?
Hello!
You're Police, and I'm public
You're my servant
Let me give you another advice
I'm not afraid Police, from my childhood
Did you get that?
Why did you push me over?
Buddy, I didn't do that
Then who did
It was that Policeman
Why did that Policeman, push me over?
He's been treating us like liquor smugglers
Let us teach him a lesson
Oh, God
I swear on Vijay Sethupathi, I'm nowhere related to this
I didn't do this
Let me handle this
Sir, we haven't seen anything like this in our generation
When we went for a walk at the beach in the morning...
...and we stopped at Arabindo Ashram
We parked, to meditate
It would have happen, at that time
Do you have any evidence...
Oh, God
Hey, there's a look alike in Pondy May be my father...
20 full bottles, 36 half ones...
...40 quarters, 10 beers
1 bottle of Gin, 1 Vodka, 1 Rum, with 4 cans of beer
There are two breezers in the front
It makes a total of Rs 38,42626/- excluding tax, with bill
That's a big amount
We're extremely sorry, Mr Manimaran
Dirty scoundrels
You come down with an excuse to party during the weekend
And then you purchase liquor for Rs 40,000/-
Post which, you sell them at a high price at the market
You're calling me by name
What did you say?
We're not afraid of Police, from children, Sir
It's not from children, it's from childhood
You can just speak in Tamil and English
But I know Telugu, Malayalam, Hindi along with various languages
Shall I speak?
When you catch these crooks, un-cuff them
Instead of talking or thrashing them
Should shoot them down, while they're running
Did you understand, what was I saying?
Seems like, I'm going to shit my pants
Did you get that?
Sir, I didn't get entirely what you were saying
But, I get one thing for sure
I think you're going to thrash us black and blue
But, I'm happy even in this situation
Just like in cinema, Satyadev IPS, Vijay Kumar IPS and Durai Singam IPS
You're an honest officer, I'm proud of it and I salute you
Hey!
Sir, Sir, Sir
I'm blind, If I don't wear those glasses
He's there
If you remove the glasses, you look like a electrocuted crow
And you're trying to mock me
Just because like you frauds...
...there's a huge loss for the Government
Do you know how many can be fed and clothed, with that money
It's really inhuman of you guys to snatch away from Tamilians
Hey!
Take their photo along with the liquor and send it to the Press
Cease the car and send it to the Police station
Then file an FIR and keep them inside the lock-up
I'll take care of them, this evening
Good chance to crush this Lilliput
Hi, Senorita
Oh no, he's asking to file an FIR
How many languages, I love that about him
Did you see, that sir is speaking french
Do you have camera mobile phone?
He has one
- Give it to them - Take it
Let's start the photo session
Stand here
Why are you stuck like Siamese twins?
They're capable of asking for a photo album
Bloody accused
Look here, look here
Look there
One minute
Hey
Traffic is getting held up, ask them to park them on the side
Photo session is done, park the vehicle on the side
Take out your, vehicles papers and driving license and come to my booth
Carry on, make it fast
Then, make sure to inform your near and dear ones
About the death
Sorry, sorry I meant to say caught by the Police
Come soon
Are they Police or Lunatics?
Look at the way talk
Will anyone, stack the booze in the boot
Don't know what to do with you
You're getting a call
'Kumar, are you driving?
'Am I disturbing you?
Yeah, you're disturbing
Watch the road, Bobby Simha
Please hang up the phone
I'm going to...
I'll give you enough time to scold me
Then you can scold your heart out, now we will try to escape from here
How can we escape now?
Look there
They're discussing just like the judges at the reality show
And, look here
Manimaran, is engaged in something beyond his age limit
This is the right time, let's runaway
It'll become an issue
I always suggest the good to you
That's why the booze was in the car
We can get in and get out in a jiffy
No, no, no, sweetheart
We got to walk slowly, so that no one suspects
It should be breezy and casual
This looks too casual
Hey buddy, get in fast
Instead of parking it on the side, they escaped
Bloody, how they escaped from us
They didn't escape, in fact their bad time has started
Sir!
Kumaru's Marriage, if not captured by Police 'God is there Kumaru'
Balaji!
- Hey - Yes, sir
- You'll never change - What happened?
Why do you give missed call, while you're sleeping
I have Rs 22 balance, why would I give a missed call
What is it?
I can't find my phone
Check the boot
I can't reach the boot
I meant to say check your's, damn it
I've really lost it
Where did I lose it?
Hey, those constables
Photo shoot
My phone is with the Police
Let it go, we'll get a cheap another cheap one
It's my phone which is lost
750, contacts
Important data and documents
Blah, Blah, Blah
Everything is with the Police now
It's ringing again
Your Mayilswamy is calling, talk to him
They're calling from my phone
Try to convince and get the phone
They're calling you from your phone, so you talk to them
Talk to them, Talk
- Hello! - 'Hello'
- Give the phone to Manimaran - 'Manimaran here'
Then you should have started with the phrase, 'Hey Dear'
'Hey...hey'
Now I believe you that you're Manimaran
'Pecking you for a criminal, I called all your contacts-'
You couldn't have, as there is not enough balance
'Are you aware of cyber crime?'
Sir, sir, please don't do that
Sunny Leone 70GB
Maria Reshma Exclusive
I have a huge collection as cute as them
I know, that you have seen them all
Now what do you want me to do?
'Where are you guys now?'
We're on the highway
'Give me the exact location'
I can see a temple, quite far from here
'Keep left and you will find a barren land, come there soon'
We're on our way there
Buddy, drive down to that barren land
'With so much of pollution and hot sun, they could have rather sat inside'
If we knew that we will get caught in this manner, wouldn't have escaped
Shoot us down in Encounter
Leave alone Police, we won't escape even if we get caught by a security guard
Please forgive us
Hey, hey, hey
What did he do wrong?
He has acted in quite a few good films
Is it a crime, because he does everything required for a film
Or is it a crime, that he's been acting since childhood
He sang one song while he was a child, what was it?
"I'm a little star, I'll become a super star"
"I'm a little boy, but really a naughty boy"
I'll get pissed, if you sing out of sync
Sorry, sir
Now tell me
Why did you deceive that guy?
My mom, keeps saying
If you stand under the sun for long, you're bound to go mental
Really?
Sir, Sir, sorry sir
I can get that, you're talking about an actor
But can't catch, what you're talking about
Why did you guys release that beep song, and made him wander to cities?
Why?
Sir, Beep What is that Beep song?
Sir, they're acting
There can't be anyone without knowing that lyric
"Why the **** you're in love?"
They've released a new version of the same
What's the lyric for that?
It's that worse
Sir, we downloaded just like the others
Then deleted it, as it was not that great
We have no connection to that song
I know, that you're not connected to it
But, I will create a connection to it
That Beep song with new lyric...
...was re- released by you and I'll file a case on you
What will you guys do?
We can file a case on district basis
We have full support there
It was unintentional
Let's talk and sort this out Please forgive us and let us go
- What did you say? - It was unintentional
No, he said something after that
- He asked forgive us - He said something in between
He was the one who said you keep shouting at me
- Let's talk and sort this out - How long did it take?
2 hours, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
When you're caught by the Police, with liquor bought from Pondy
Let's talk and sort this out
To say this, it took 2 hours, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
You call yourselves, human beings?
What do you say when you see a Police?
Let's talk and sort this out
Sir!
How much do you need?
Sir, why don't we go to a corner
That's our tradition
Our culture
That's decorum
Point on
You were not brought up well, the parents are to be blamed
What kind of generation is this?
I'm scared looking at the current generation
It should be taught in every school, to respect the Police Department
I was under the impression you were a honest police officer
Why did you? My name is Manimaran
I have money in my name itself
If I don't then who else will
To be fair, you should give generously to the Police
Sir, please stop talking, We'll get your money, even if we had to beg
- Then beg, and give me Rs 50,000 - I was just saying
You follow these beggars If at all you guys fail to
Hey, cross talk
The case is still pending
If you don't come up with the cash
He will break your bones
Wow
Looking at you feels like Michael Jackson and Amy Jackson have come together
Yo, thank you
Can't you see, that he's lying
You both look like buffoons under this hot sun
Stop yapping and give us the cash
If you don't get the cash in 10 minutes, we'll strip you nude and count your moles
God save me! Please stop I'll arrange for it
Take your own time, but we will wait for a minute
How long have you been planning?
It wasn't planned, it was spontaneous
Moreover you said, this is the last party and we won't be coming back Pondy
Not that, how long have you been planning to ruin my life?
Devaraj, are you suspecting your Suriya?
Damn it, it's my wedding tomorrow
And I'm stuck with two scoundrels in middle of nowhere
I will...
I'll give you 5 days time
Scold me then, now we will escape
How can you be so cool
How are you planning to escape from them
You're lucky, I have money I've 72,000 in my account
I have the cheque book, shall we give them a cheque
They're asking for bribe how will they accept a cheque?
If not them, who else will
Trust me, believe me, follow me
- Just get it done - They're back after discussion
Let them come
Just one help
We don't have cash in hand
Can you take a cheque?
I was really cute as a baby
To save me evil eyes
They pierced your ear, you're trying to say-
Hey, won't you let anyone finish talking?
It's like, only you talk
The ear piercing ceremony was a small history in my life
You're not allowing to sing, neither finish a move
Just because, we demanded 50k, you take us for fools
- What do you say? - I'm with you
I will give a bearer cheque for 50,000
You can get spot cash
You don't even need an account number
You can just walk in to the bank and withdraw cash
The cheque is for 49,000 we will give 1000 in cash
There will be no need for a Pan Card
You don't have to take the cheque in your wive's name
- There won't be any income tax issues - What's your wife's name?
You said everything, why don't you find that out
The joke was good, please let me know her name
2 minutes
- Mayil - Maadu
My wife is been asking to buy a dozen of lade on OLx
Wit this money, will go to Saravana Stores and get brooms
Let's get this done with
This is the first cheque I have signed
Fill in your wife's name
First time in the history of Indian Police...
...we are the first policemen to receive a bribe through cheque
That's what you were trying to say
Amy Jackson & Michael Jackson
You should start your dance now Start dancing, come on start
- Mayil - What's it Maadu?
That boy, has some music sense in him
He's getting spoiled by his company
Dude, sooper
Buddy, you tried to smuggle liquor for 40,000
But ended paying 50,000
'God is there Kumaru'
Buddy, Priya is calling
Buddy, don't pick up the phone
Hello, Priya
'Hello, Kumar'
'You said will be coming for lunch'
'But failed to mention, on which day'
That's not it, the car had a flat Tyre
If I had said it, you would've scolded me
That's the reason I didn't mention it
'So you lied to me'
'My friends and relatives who came for lunch...'
'...have been asking where's my fiance and asking about you'
'What do you expect to tell them'
'You're partying in Pondy, with your friends'
It's not that Priya, I'll be there in an hour
I will be there soon, will get there and call you
'I'll tell you one thing, Kumar'
'I can sense that, you're not interested in the marriage'
'It doesn't feel right to me, you decide'
Priya, Priya, Priya Why did you pick the call, idiot?
Buddy, Nancy is calling
Please don't pick this call
'Hello, Kumaru'
Tell me
'When you were in love with me used to speak in a sweet tone'
'Since the break-up, you're becoming rude'
'Are you pissed that I had made fun of your to be bride'
I'm already in a bad mood, what is it tell me
'Nothing much, in Y Tamil Channel...'
'...the episode we were featured was re- telecast- ed'
- 'Did you see that?' - When was this?
As if it's important
Sending photos on WhatsApp
Updating status on Facebook
Then call up and refresh the old memories
Please stop doing this
Look here, I have no relation with you now
I won't call, and I expect you not to call as well
- Hang up the phone - Cut it, dude
'Kumaru, listen to what I have to say, Kumaru'
Did you see that?
One is trying to dominate you and you speak to her in a soft tone
Another is begging to talk to you, but you're being rude to her
This is what Na.Muthukumar had told earlier
Gumzaare
"If I flirt with her, she doesn't flirt with me"
"And when I don't flirt with her, she flirts with me"
"She tires me out, bit by bit"
"I've been begging, but she makes me wander"
"Mirror, a heart made of mirror"
"She's pelting stones with her eyes"
"And then she comes forward, asks to build a Taj Mahal with those stones"
"If I flirt with her, she doesn't flirt with me"
"And when I don't flirt with her, she flirts with me"
"She tires me out, bit by bit"
"I've been begging, but she makes me wander"
"A flower had blossomed in my garden"
"Will that become a garland around your arms"
"The rain which I see through my window..."
"...will that sound be heard inside your heart"
"A single lion and two Deers..."
"...is stuck without it's conscience between the drapes of the saree"
"It's like a concert inside the Jungle"
"No matter which direction you turn to, will find kisses all over"
"Mirror, a heart made of mirror"
"She's pelting stones with her eyes"
"And then she comes forward, asks to build a Taj Mahal with those stones"
"She rises the temperature, like the hot summer"
"And just like the cold rains in Kodai, she turns me on"
"Just like a Rose, in the pocket of a shirt..."
"...he has kept me close to his heart"
"Why don't you devour me, like you enjoy a popsicle"
"Mirror, a heart made of mirror"
"She's pelting stones with her eyes"
"And then she comes forward, asks to build a Taj Mahal with those stones"
(Song from Idhaya Kamalam movie)
Hey, they doesn't know who we are Show them
Bump him, Bump him
Hey, who the hell are you?
Who issued a license to you?
Wait I'll take care of you, why is he driving like that?
He's doing that on purpose
Move away
- Hello - Hi dear
Hey, it's Manimaran
Last time you were pissed with me for not calling you dear
That's why I went straight to, Dear
Great, you will live longer
There's a truck driver, who trying to bump us
Let him know about our friendship and nab him at the next check post
I was the one, who sent him
SIR!
Mr.Sarakku Perumal, are you on the phone?
Manimaran sir, it's time
Shall I bump them off?
Sir it's getting late for the cargo to be delivered
For the deed you have done, you guys will come and see me with blood dripping
Perumal, will make that happen
Perumal, your time starts now
Sir!
He's back
Live prosperously, nick them a bit
Bump them
Bang them
Go faster, go
Bump them
Go to left
'Chennai-Pondicherry national highway Today evening 5.20'
Buddy, congratulate me
For what?
Because, this is my first accident
What's this, what is this?
When a truck hits a car at 140kmph, don't you think it should done more damage
Listen to me
He kills us with his words
Now he's come down in killing us by hired hand, lets escape from here
All this is because, we escaped earlier
No matter what it is, have to face it
That blood is not enough for me
It's a blunder, please forgive me
Hey, Manimara
He's calling you
- Bloody - Buddy
Don't, you haven't grown up to it yet
I know that too
But the situation is calling for action
Jesus
Please don't stop me
Okay Mr.God father, proceed
Yes I will
I will...
I will throw it to kill him
That's what I thought...
Even if there are 15 political parties
The one we take money from the first party...
...is who we cast our vote Isn't that the culture
You took a bribe for 50,000 and now you're trying to kill us with a truck
How can you call yourself an human being
I'm definitely a Human Being
But now he will tell you, what kind of fraud you are
Hey, remember the cheque you guys gave for 49,000
Yeah, so what?
I took that cheque and went to see my wife
But the work you both had done
God will definitely punish you for this
Don't know who to give the cheque, it's all women here
Great, let's give it to him
Move aside
Take this and leave
Oh Lord, please forgive us
You can leave now and can return after 45 years, if you're alive
I'll give you then
Are you trying to be funny?
It has 2061 instead of 2016
Do you get it now?
Oh no, fatty's body will become more stronger now
Should burn down your thoughts
And place a atom bomb in those ideas
My account does not have ant money
But will definitely earn in future, so was smart and changed the date on the cheque
Bloody, idiot
They're going to grill us like anything
What's the name of this Body?
This one is called Kumar
How did the death happen?
Due to blood clog died on spot
Died on spot!
This body is called Balaji
He doesn't have any injuries
But on hearing the news on the accident, he died due to heart attack
What does the post-mortem report say?
80% alcohol!
Cocaine & Weed 20%
Good, good
Okay, what will be the headline in newspapers from Chennai and Pondicherry?
A gore accident on the National Highway connecting Chennai-Pondicherry
Two youth have lost their lives
Do they have any connection to Al-Qaeeda!
Pondy pities...
...two youngsters have died
You had mentioned death, so they have been sacrificed
Is there a link to ISI?
How will it appear on TV?
Greetings, headlines for today
Chennai- Pondicherry connecting National Highway...
...witnessed a gore accident, which makes the biggest in Asia
To fill us in on the accident, our Chief reporter Kamal...
...will be joining us from Pondicherry
Kamal, are you in touch with us?
Yes, tell me Sowmya
Would you be able to elaborate on the accident?
Just like you said
The accident took place on the highway connecting Pondy-Chennai
The car was driven by a guy called Kumar
Hi body parts are scattered around the place
Hands and legs have been separated...
...and the brain is smashed
The guy who along with him was Balaji
There were no wounds on the body
But I think, he talks a lot
Just the mouth seems like has been cut and missing...
...and a team is looking for that
Okay Kamal, what are charges on those dead bodies
There are 3 charges filed on these dead bodies by Inspector Manimaran
One is drunken drive and speeding
The second is of smuggling exotic animals and drugs
The third one is for not wearing the seat belt
It's a shame
Once the commotion recedes we will talk more on this
Please be at a safe place, as you said the commotion is high
This is Kamal with cameraman Sakthi Saravanan from Pondy
Sports news is done, next is headline after a short break
I did tell her that she looks like goddess Andal
But she ran away crying from there
If you wish can hit me with that rod, but don't talk about this Ad
Give him one on his mouth
Sir, please go on
Sir, sir, sir...please sir
We're not the ones who roam around in cars, we use bikes
Let us go, we have lots of work
That's right, tomorrow is his marriage
That car also belongs to the bride
They're well off, will pay you as much you like
What did you say?
You will never listen to something once
Tomorrow is his marriage, will get paid how much ever you ask,and let us go
I didn't say anything in the middle
But you shouldn't use this and black mail us
We got a scapegoat now
It's a great opportunity for us
Judges your comments please
Just terrific
Dear!
It's 5:30p.m now
Before 5:30 next morning...
...get a sum of 3 lakh rupees
Only Cash
If you fail to do so
Your bad time will start
It has already started for us
Let me tell you what that is
I will come directly to your reception tomorrow
And will arrest you, him and the leader of the group...
...the one he's going to get married
He's talking about Priya
Priya is her name, a good one
He won't stop
I'll arrest you all...
...and will insult everyone and will stop the marriage
So
Tomorrow morning 5:30am
The sum of 3 lakhs
And your time starts now
You said you're careful, but have destroyed me
I will...
Brother
What's the difference between regular coffee and Kumbakonam Coffee?
If you drink it from regular cup, it's regular coffee
If it's Brass cup then Kumbokkonam coffee
You have let out the business secret, won't your boss mind?
I have resigned my job this morning
What are you going to do next?
He'll start from scratch
Are you doing a research on coffee?
Leave
Brother, all the best Do well, good luck
You're the root cause of this issue
First find a way to settle 3 lalkh rupees
Do it, settle it
Arranging 3 lakhs is a simple job for me
If I just drop one message in Virgin boys group...
...I'll have the cash in 5 minutes, ask how?
Because, I didn't make this group, this happened by itself
But I won't, ask why?
Why?
If I ask, and 10 people come forward to help...
...the rest who didn't get a chance, will pester me all the time
And that will make me feel guilty
- Call them - Okay, I'll call them
I'll call them
Hello buddy
Please put 10 guys from the Virgin Boys group on conference call
Sure, will do it right away
Self-gathered crowd
Hello...Hello...Hello
- Boys, shall we play a game? - Sure
On your side, you 10 are there...
...on my side it's just me
I'll be sending a account number in next 5 minutes
At a time, each one of you transfer 30,000 each
I'm waiting
It's not call waiting, I'm waiting
Hey, Rajesh
Hey, Murugesan
Rajasekar
Gopi
Venkatesh
T.Siva
Pandian
Hey, who’s that?
Hey, Jothi you too
What was the name of your crowd? was it called Useless??
I'm asking you
Tell me
All my friends are using Airtel, Vodafone, IDea and Aircel
Network went down for all at once, what could be the reason?
JIO!
A conspiracy by Ambani
Don't piss me off
I knew you can't even arrange a cent
This is my issue, I'll solve it myself
- Shall I sell my waistband? - Shut up
Hello Priya
Kumar, if you're not interested in getting married, let me know
For god sake, don't embarrass me behaving like this
I hid a truth from you
What is it?
Is your ex pregnant?
That's not it Priya, we met with an accident
Our Swift car bumped in to Audi
Accident, what happened to my car
The damage is in front or back?
Will it come under insurance category
I told her about the accident and she's worried about the car more
What kind of girl is she, haven't asked a word about me?
I understand, it's money
Priya, I'm in need of 3 Lakhs right away
Will you be able to arrange it?
I can't, you manage somehow
If you don't turn up on time, wedding will be canceled
Break that phone, break it in to pieces
Break it!
- Why did you pick it? - It's your mother
- Yeah, tell me mom - Did you eat?
I had food
Why do you sound low, is there any problem?
No, no problem
Dad is angry with you
- Please get back soon - I will come
Buddy
I have an idea
Try calling Nancy for help
I just insulted and hung up on her
How can I call her back
Buddy, Nancy is on the phone
Damn!
Hello Kumar
Please talk to her
- Kumar - Hello Nancy
Tell me Kumar
How come you have called this late?
I met with an accident
- A small issue - Are you fine?
Do you need cash?
She's ready to help
- I'm in need of 3 Lakhs - Okay
Share your location on whatsapp, I'll send the cash
Thanks Nancy
I don't know how I'm going to repay this favour
Thanks a lot Nancy
Thanks a...Nancy, Nancy
What's this Buddy?
The girl I'm going to get married is worried about the car, not me
But Nancy, is asking to share the location and will send the money
What's all this?
Buddy, I'm sure about one thing, will cancel this wedding...
I'm gonna get married to Nancy, even If I have to fall on her feet
How can I live with such a selfish girl
- Buddy, you're getting a call - Pick up
- Hello, who's this? - I'm father Francis
Tell me Father
Nancy, called and asked me to give 3 lakhs
That's right
- Where are you? - Kumbakonam coffee shop
If I come there will be late
Even if you come here it will be late
Ask for Doctor Bungalow and leave immediately
Sure Father, we will be there
Buddy, you do one thing
Call those constables to the bungalow
And asked them to collect it from there
So that we can leave from there
Already I sent the message
- They can't read messages - I sent them in Tamil
Come, let's leave
Feels good like you're getting a sandwich massage
Yes
Brother, thank you
I just asked address and you came and dropped us
That's great, you're like a god
"I don't have words to express my gratitude"
A human can thank another human, why are you thanking me?
Who is he? He seems weird
This happens to be Pondicherry border, that's why
Sir, for a moment, in the dark we thought it was a wild buffalo and a monkey
Bloody, he looks like a lizard stuck in powder, but mocks me
If we stoop to their level, people will laugh at us
First lets get the cash from them
Are you guys going to pay up, or I shall take something else?
Brother, don't get worked up
Father Francis, is on his way with 3 lakhs
You expect me to wait until your Father arrives from France by flight
He's not coming from France
His name is Francis Rajendran, and he's a church father
He'll be here in 10 minutes with the cash
Seems raining
It started to rain, let's get inside that bungalow
I ran during the training, after which now
I didn't run during the training as well
If we run, do we gasp for breath?
- Hey, Maadu this side - I'm coming, coming
It's pouring heavily
Hello, Father
'Son, I'm here'
'Where are you guys?'
It started to rain and we're at the bungalow behind to that place
'Old Bungalow, that's a haunted one'
Haunted Bungalow!
You can't getaway with ghost stories
Like you promised, ask that father to come and give the cash
We have been living with ghosts Where is he?
The money has arrived
It looks like a mortuary vehicle
He also looks like a dead body
Son, I'm father Francis
Sons, I can see two black creatures standing behind you
I think it's the ghost
Sorry Father, they're Police officers Mayil and Maada Swamy
They were too dark and ugly, so mistook them for ghosts
If you happen to go to Africa, even they will reject you for your color
Don't talk rubbish, I'm virgin father
Who asked your dad to come now?
Don't irritate
Sorry, Father
They say, the ghosts appear around 12 near this place
Come out soon
Is it 12 at noon?
It's midnight at 12, you idiot
Since when the ghosts have appeared during the day
Sons, please come out soon
Oh god, the gate is getting closed
It's closing up, damn it
Somehow try to hold on to the gate
Run faster!
Hey Maadu, run faster
Keep running
In the name of Jesus
Sorry, the local ghosts doesn't know English
In the name of Jesus
Save these children from the Satan
Why is he dancing like Anand Babu?
Is he really an Exorcist?
Or he's just managing, and have forgotten the spells?
Be careful, it might poke your mouth
Come...come Come soon
Jesus!
Father! Father!
Keep Coming Don't stop
- Come fast - Keep coming
Finally he's here
Son, I have a reputation of chasing 200 ghosts
But never saw such a violent ghost
Don't lie father
I'm not lying
Francis Rajendran_Ghost Rider That's my Facebook page please visit
Not able to see his face, and he wants us to check his Fb page
What's wrong with you, why do you have to mock him?
He's our only hope to get out of here
Hold my hand
Are we going to play a game?
I'm going to save you guys from dying
Hold my hand
I can't reach there, so hold here
I'll count to 1,2,3...
- Do we have to run once you say that? - No, all you guys have to jump
- Yes, Father - 1,2,3
Who was that?
Hey, who's that trying to be smart with me?
Do you know who I'm, will chop you off to pieces
I have chased 200 hundred ghosts
Nothing happened to you guys right?
Nothing happened
Only me, a slight leak of gas
No worries, that's nature
Everyone hold hands
Hold them, damn it
Ready?
'Dear!'
Shanti!
My love, you gave your life for me
You are still wandering like a ghost?
Shanti, she's my Shanti for sure
'It's me your beloved, Shanti!'
Shanti!
What happened, he just fainted
Damn, Father is down now
Father's car is here, there's cash in that
You guys take the cash, we'll take the car and leave
For the first time, Cross Talk have spoken right
Come on, lets leave this place soon
'I want my Francis to unite with me'
'I won't let anyone go, until my soul is put to rest'
Father has been haunted
Agreed!
I got it, let's leave
Are we going to play cricket?
From Chandramukhi till Conjuring...
...all the horror films have the same technique
What technique is that?
It can be chased away, only by talking to it
- But this ghost has gone to sleep - Will wake them and speak
- He will wake up eventually - Can't be waiting for that
We're going inside, will speak to the ghost
Will chase the ghost and then leave from here
Do you think, it's Gopinath?
Did that ghost of Shanti, take father inside the bungalow?
Lift that dress and see
'Hey!'
'Hey, don't let me here and go'
'Save me'
All the ghosts house, look the same
Brother, say something
- Is everything fine at home? - Which one?
I meant to say, speak to the ghosts
- How can I speak - Do mimicry
Mother
Hey Shanti, dear
It's me your love, who have come
Wondering why I'm calling you mother?
All women are mother to me
- Then men? - Hey!
I'll tell you a secret which no one is aware of
When I was little, I used to be a child
Then...
Just shut up, you're speaking nonsense
I'll sing now
Shanti, Shanti come dear
Villain of Baahubali is Kattapa
To you I'm your uncle
I'll buy you two ginger treats
Ginger treats...
Revering
You guys are being kiddish, with rhymes and mimicry
- Let me call out for her - Now it's impossible
I want to see Trisha Illana Nayathara Tamil film with my family
Are you coming, are you coming?
I like to watch the film 'Pencil 10 times
Are you coming? Are your coming?
'I won't come, you moron'
Shanti sister is here
Hey, that was me
Don't laugh too much, talk to the ghost
I should unleash my weapon now
- Buddy, please - No way, I will say that
- I beg you, please - I will definitely
The curse of Virgin boys, will haunt you Shanti
"Night's are a celebration"
"Days are meant for sleep"
"Night's are a celebration"
"Days are meant for sleep"
"This is our world"
"Our World"
"If you die today, the rituals happen the next day"
"That's how this world is"
"Quite a bitter truth"
"Don't scold others calling a skeleton"
"Dear"
"Once you die, even you're a ghost, so don't scream too much"
"If ghosts didn't have legs, will the sound of anklets heard"
"That was made up by someone else"
"Go, Dear"
"Night's are a celebration"
"Days are meant for sleep"
"This is our world"
"Our world"
"Don't get scared of the door, which swings due to breeze"
"Calling bell will ring too, don't go anywhere"
"You shouldn't go"
"Either it's good or when they get high, you're their company"
"Don't confuse yourself too much on that"
"Don't get fooled"
"Night's are a celebration"
"Days are meant for sleep"
"This is our world"
"Our world"
"If you die today, the rituals happen the next day"
"That's how this world is"
"Quite a bitter truth"
Don't leave me and go Save me...please
Brother, get 3 lakhs from him
Better you guys go and give the money to Manimaran
I don't wish to hang out anymore, with you guys
Sons, I have taken a grave risk to save your lives
Don't let this go out, I'm a Father at the Church
I don't think so, my own father would have helped me this much
But a as a church father, you...
Just like Mother Teresa, you're a Father Teresa
"We are the candles in the place of Church"
With this good heart, you're worthy to be at the level of Pope in the Vatican City
You should appear on Ashirvadam TV very often
God Bless You, my boys
- Father, father - What is it?
-The cash -You remembered
Sorry, I forgot
Son, the 3 lakhs will be short of 3750
- Father? - Please adjust with me
Did you buy hair oil for you?
"In the place of Church-"
"Oh my sweet moon-"
Father...!
We’re short of 3500, what do we do now?
He's not going to count every currency, I'll take care of it
Feels weird, he made me touch my own car, as if it's someone else
This car is yours only if you and Priya get married
What if the wedding is canceled
- Damn it - I was just kidding
Hey, I can hear 'Aluma Doluma' song
May be Anirudh and Andrea are dancing to it
- Andrea! - Anirudh!
(song from 'Vedalam')
There's Amy Jackson with Maimaran
Anyone who's fair is Amy Jackson to you
Ajith's song is over, now next is Vijay's song
(song from 'Jilla')
Sir!
Buddy!
Darling, you carry on I'll join you
Okay, dear
Sir
Please continue the dance, it was amazing to watch
There are two advantages of staying in Pondicherry...
...one is booze and the other one is settling down with a french girl
Where's the money?
Just like you had asked, we have your 3 Lakhs
Thank you
Hope you will not embarrass us by counting the cash
Sir, it's short by 3750
To make this happen itself was a grave task
It's a very small amount, so please adjust
You don't have adjust
After his marriage, it's mine
I will come down to Pondy for my bachelors party
And will get caught by you At that time take extra from me
Your face doesn't say that you'll get married
I can't take that risk
Take your keys
Thank you so much, Sir
Open your boot and get a bottle of Vodka and you can go
Hi Darling, hey darling senorita
Who is he?
Hey what's with the emotion?
Can't I win in love and life together?
Just, shut up and leave
Nancy!
Buddy, don't start your love story again
Then the auspicious time for wedding will be over, just thank her and leave
You were talking about an accident
Nothing happened to you right?
No, thanks Nancy
If at all you hadn't helped me...
You'll look smart, even when you have just woke up
But please don't go to the wedding like this
There's a Royal Salon, close by
At least get a facial over there
- it's 6:30 now - I love you Nancy
What?
I love you so much Nancy
Balaji
Sister, did you call me?
One minute
You must have a lot to talk
Just come here
Greetings, Nancy
What's the time?
6:37am
When is the auspicious time?
9:30am
After which the wedding night can be fixed at any time
Hey, just shut up
That's not it, Nancy
You don't know
The girl I'm getting married to, is more concerned about her car than me
I haven't seen such a selfish girl in my life
I don't like her
I'm going to cancel the wedding
Balaji
Did you guys wind up late at the party last night?
Can you smell the booze?
I'm not high and in full senses
I'll apologize to your father
I'll make my whole family convert to Christianity
I'll even convert him as well
I'll marry you, Nancy
I don't want that Priya, Nancy
Balaji
I don't know how to abuse and fight like he does
I'm so damn angry, that will slap him
But I'll have to suffer the pain
I can see that
For god sake take him from here
Hey Buddy
Before you get insulted by her slap, let's leave
Hey, leave me
I rather get insulted by my girlfriend than getting my life spoiled by Priya
Your wish, get insulted
Nancy, please tell me
Just listen to what I have to say
What I'm trying to say is...
Nancy...Nancy
Kumar, I just got out after prayer
Every thing will be fine in your life, hereafter
Do you still love me?
Yes I do, Nancy
Then for god sakes, please leave
Okay, Nancy I'll leave
Hey Buddy, let's leave
But one thing
I have a gut feeling that I can't live with Priya
If at all, I get divorced
Will you accept me?
Hey, do you see me as a back- up
So I'm an option to you
Hey Balaji, take him away
- Take him away - Taking him away
Buddy, let's leave
I want her, Please Nancy I don't want to leave
- I won't come with you - I'll get you another toy instead of her
- Nancy,Nancy,Nancy... - Buddy!
Everyone has a fantasy of Malar teacher and that is Sai Pallavi
But sometimes, we get like Shruti Hassan
Just like that, life has to move on
You don't have an option, Priya is decided for you
- Will he be on time? - He will be here
Priya!
Thank god
When you said, accident I was so scared
Thank goodness, nothing happened to the car
How much did the expense come up to?
It cam around 3 Lakhs, and my friends helped me with it
How much did spend on the service?
That came around 3500
Do you have a bill for that?
I have claim insurance for it
I forgot to take it, as I was in hurry
Make sure hereafter you get the bill once the service is done
Everyone is waiting for me at the make- up room, I'm leaving
Kumar!
And then, you're fine right?
Are you Okay?
What about me, I'm looking and feeling good
It's a lesson for you
Hereafter nothing should be done in a haste or last minute
That means, you shouldn't have kids withing 10 months?
Iyer is been waiting for us
- Kumar, Mani Uncle - Who Mani uncle?
Mani uncle
Hi!
Manimara
Why did you come here?
How do you know him?
How do I know him?
Yes
He's Mr Manimaran
He's my Dad's cousin
He's really disciplined, honest and sincere police officer
We can't find another like him in Tamilnadu Police department
Such a gem of a person
He's my role model, God Father and everything
I like him a lot
Let me introduce him to you
Why can't we get introduced after first night
What has that got to do with introduction
Come
He's from the groom's side
Hey Priya, I have an upset stomach
- Give me 2 minutes, I'll be back - Just say a Hi and then leave
Priya, let me go and come, understand
What If I poop, while meeting him
Disgusting, go Kumar
Thank God
Hey, where are you going?
- Hello uncle, how are you - I'm good, I'll just come
Kumaru, you look so handsome dear
Wait for a moment aunty, I'll come back
Hey, where are you going?
Oh god
Oh no, he came
Sir, Sir
Sir, why are you coming from bathroom
You're Taminadu Police
You can come from anywhere
Sir, I was not aware that you were Priya's relative
Never expected you'll be coming to my wedding
I beg you
For god sake, don't tell anything about the liquor matter to Priya
I lied to her saying that the car met with an accident
If only she comes to know
Just like an FM update, she will repeat it daily and insult me
What are you looking at, If you want I'll be at your feet
Hey, hey, hey...
Sir
Go back two steps
Why is that?
You just step back, I'll tell you
Oh god, why are you crying?
- What's this? - If you want I'll be at yours
What's happening, why are you falling at my feet?
What's happening?
You're crying like a small kid, whose chocolate has been snatched
I'm not able to, dear
You saw me with a foreigner in Pondicherry, remember?
Yes I do, she was a looker...
...like Angelina Jolie
She's not Angelina Jolie
She's Pondicherry Parimala
What, Pondicherry Parimala?
The name and the looks doesn't match
Is that what's important now
I'm sorry, don't get upset over this
Look here, this Aluma Doluma
Singara Mani
Don't mention any of this to Priya
Just like you said, she's a big mouth and can't keep a secret
She'll add more spice to the matter and spread across the town
If only my wife comes to know
I'm so done
Will it become a big issue, if she comes to know
Is she that dangerous
You don't know about her
To look, she's like a wrestler and when she speaks you can't bear it
She's somewhat like lady Marc Anthony
Last time, I got caught with a local lady
She thrashed me inside the room
If she comes to know this time, it's a foreigner...
...she'll chase me on the road and hit me
- So Sad - Don't say anything to her
Sir, I wont tell her I swear I won't
Don't sit with my topic, at your first night If you didn't have any
There's no room for talk at first night, I will be straight to the point
Then MrManimaran
What about the 3 lakhs?
I will get someone just like you, once I do will transfer it to you
Shall we have a deal?
Deal Okay
You shouldn't utter the liquor matter to Priya
I won't utter a word
And I won't tell Priya about the Parimala in Pondicherry
You won't right?
Promise?
Promise!
Mother Promise?
Mother Promise, I even crossed it
Phew!
Sir!
What happened?
The money which we gave you at the guest house
And the the dance with Parimala has been captured by my friend on his phone
Why did he take the video?
How did you manage?
If in case, he threatens us in the future
I'll then upload it you tube
Just to upload on You Tube
Why are you giving me a shock now
My wife will spoil my image, job will be lost and I'll be in Puzah Jail
I'm not used to the Indian style toilets
Don't get tensed
What do you expect, wonder what else he has on the phone
I'll make sure everything is on my phone and is deleted on his phone
- Is that fine? - Will he listen to you
He will, because he's my slave
- Sir - Yeah
Can you please put that on speaker
- Hey Buddy - Tell me Kumaru
I just reached 4th round, why have you been disturbing me
It's not about that
I won't come to your wedding and won't see yourself destroyed
- Hey buddy - Yeah
We recorded a video to destroy Manimaran, remember
That's an awesome video, whenever I'm in mood, I watch that
You sent them all to my phone through whatsapp and delete it on your phone
Why is that, you don't like me being happy
I don't know where is that video
Whatever video you shot, please send them to my phone and delete it on yours
Okay, I will send them all
Okay
Will he send it?
He will send it
We will get it now
What if he forgets, as he is high
Sir!
Give it to me
Deleted
Oh, God
Sir, don't get tensed
It's time for tying the know, that's why they're calling me
Sir, courage is nothing but acting like you don't fear
Keep talking, it's your time now first go and open the door
Priya
Come in
I lost track of time, speaking to him
I've forgotten about the marriage itself
Such an interesting person you know
Is that so?
Why are you giving me that look?
The mustache is missing, not an issue Can be gown back
She use to like mustache a lot when she was a kid
Hello, Madam
Sir, was talking a lot about you
- Am I right? - Yes, was giving him tips
What happened to you?
Is your stomach upset?
When I'm there at home, you need another woman
What's happening here?
As it is other woman is wrong, and you sang and danced with her
I will thrash you
Give him nicely
You will not prosper in life
Does it look like we are shooting a film
- Save me - I am coming
Hello, madam...
Just because you're wife of a Policeman, you'll hit a officer
Not only Police, I'll thrash you too, wanna see
- Please continue - Why do you...?
Give him nicely, don't leave him
You come out, I will take care of you there
I'll gather everyone, and Insult you in front of them
- It has happened without knowing - Aunty, don't leave him
What are you doing?
What happened? Why is she so violent?
I never pecked Mani uncle to be such a cheapo
I had so much respect for him
What did he do?
He's got a mistress
Mistress?
That too a foreigner
A Foreigner
How did you come to know about it?
Someone sent a video through a whatsapp group
In the name of being cautious, he's screwed it up
Oh, Shit
Hello, why are you reacting so much?
Don't know who to trust in this world now
What kind of world are we in
More than living in this world...
Don't take this to your mind
As far as we're good it's enough
It's almost time for the wedding, let's go
There's a video on whatsapp
Is this a time to speak over the phone
Why are your irritating me with it
Just have a look
'But one thing'
'I have a gut feeling, that I can't be happy with Priya'
'If at all I get divorced, will you take me back?'
He made me into the trouble
'Hey, do you see me as a back-up, and you have me as your option'
'Balaji, what is he talking about'
'Take him from here'
Don't show this to anyone
'It's getting late for the ceremony'
- What happened? - Video Games
Hey, Priya have a look at this video
I'll watch it after the wedding
Watch it now
How can I watch it now?
Just watch it
Watch it
'But one thing'
'I have a gut feeling, that I can't be happy with Priya'
'If at all I get divorced, will you take me back?'
'Hey, do you see me as a back- up, and you have me as your option'
'Balaji, what is he talking about'
'Take him away'
'I never seen such a selfish girl in my life'
'I don't like her Nancy, I'm going to cancel the wedding'
Beat the drums
Please give that to me
Beat the drums
What is she doing?
What happened Priya?
Divorce will only happen, if we get married
What if the wedding doesn't happen
That video is a fake, Priya
Wedding is canceled Kumar
Priya, what I'm trying to say is...
You're such a loser Kumar
Priya!
Stop
Hey, what is all this?
Even she left me, dad
He should not be let go so easily
Should be booked under Gunda Act
'I request our respected Chief Minister to indulge in this case...'
'...and I believe she will show me a ray of hope with justice'
Madam, are you love or arranged marriage?
My mom said no But I loved this man
Hey!
Who are you?
Why did you bring me to this situation?
What wrong did I do?
No Vehicle registration papers, No license...
...or any silly reason, I didn't charge you for any such stuff
You guys were carrying illegal liquor
I asked for a bribe, with pride
I did, what everyone does
You brought me to the streets
How many children do you have?
Sir, the one day match you had with that white lady in Pondy...
I asked my friend to send it to my WhatsApp
But he sent it to WhatsApp group
WhatsApp group?
How many are there?
There are 256 members in that group
More than that are not allowed
256 Members!
Look at my wife
Tomorrow all the leading TV channels...
...will have a special program on this matter
It'll go like this, "Khakee Shirt...
...and Dancing beauty" They'll rip me apart
I curse you that your marriage will be canceled
Sir, It has been canceled
He sent another video of mine in the group as well
Even my marriage is canceled
Canceled?
Who is that?
- Where is he? - I'm searching for him as well
Hey, buddy
Change the catering service
When asked for peanuts, he said no
Then asked for a sweet said no
I'm your best friend and he's refusing to give me food
Do we need those caterers? You tell me brother
Hey, he looks like Manimaran
That's great, how did you come here Manimaran
Why the **** you came here, why the **** you came here?
Now that you have come, there's just one peg available
After that drink
Is it going to be Aaluma Doluma or Jingalamani Jingalamani Touch one finger
You pick one finger
You pick buddy, please do...
Beat him
'Few Days Later'
Twinkle, Twinkle little Star Go and meet our Sir
How many of you are there?
Who is your Sir?
How I wonder, what you are There he's standing our Sir
Sir, the build up is done Now you can turn around
Entering the airport with shirt buttons open
Tried to board the flight with a beard
Moving to abroad, without proper age proof
I'm booking you under 18 sections and 36 cases...
...with which we will block all the possible ID's issued by the Government
You're under arrest
Sir, was saying that he's going to arrest you in English
Hello, I know English
You both are talking rubbish
And I'm being silent about it
Hey, who are you?
Karthik Kumaru, Inspector of Police
Karthik Kumar?
This name doesn't give that Police officer feel
Sethupathi, Anbu Selvan, Paneer Selvam...
...Aruswamy, why is that these are considered as name for Police officers
Why not Karthik, Ramesh, Suresh, Rajesh...
...can't they be Police officers
This is totally unfair
Okay, leave the name factor
When I look at you, it doesn't give the feel of a Policeman
Even you look like a sparrow
Pasupathy, check his bag to see if he's carrying alcohol
Sir, I'm on a fast and can't touch the liquor bottle
End your fast and I'll take care of you
How do I make this kid understand
Crisp haircut, twirly mustache...
...pretentious built body these are not required to be a Police Officer
Don't make me give out one liners
Sir, Sorry sir
Whatever it is, let's talk and sort it out
To talk and sort things, it's not a Panchayat
- Pasupathy - Shall I get a mug
You're fit for that
Sir!
What?
Hey, are you one of them?
No
Son, this is not right
And it's illegal in our country
Hail the lord
What are your expectation, let me know?
50 Sovereign Gold, 10 Lakhs in cash and a car for the groom
Marriage expenses should be borne by you
What do you think of me?
If I ask, or If I don't I get jacked both the ways
I though only women were a problem in my life, but now Police are too
Bomb!
Where? It's nothing, come here
It's that roof
How many times, will I repeat the same thing
Chennai Airport's roof has fallen once again for 76th time...
...and one is injured
And that's me
Hello
Sir, is the Admin of "Buddy, let's crack a peg" WhatsApp group
He's part of "Virgin Boy Group"...
I asked you to die, why haven't you, why don't you die
Brother, please calm down
Just like how you are friends with Balaji
He's my friend too
He called me and asked to...
...stop you from boarding the flight
Hey, what's your problem?
Leave me in peace
I told Nancy, that you're leaving
She left everything and came for you
What are you saying?
Where's Nancy
I can hear music
Nancy
Brother, you guys propose to each other, hug and kiss it out...
...meanwhile we will go and get a selfie stick
Let's go buddy
You shouldn't stare like that, when you're fasting
Oh, sorry
"All the streets you have wandered..."
"...I've always been there"
"You seem to walk, like the Queen of Ranipettai"
"Temperature is rising, with the whiff of your breath"
"Still it feels like my heart is on top of Antarctica"
"Wonder who gave birth to you?"
Guys who are better than us will leave us
And the ones who are below us, we will leave them
Our height, weight and status,...keeping that in mind we find a guy
Then look for if he's got a close cousin
Hey, get lost
- Hey, get lost - Hey, get lost
Hey, get lost
To be honest, you should belong to the working class from villages
Precisely, you should be selling fruits on a local train
Give me a hug
- Give me a hug - Give me a hug
Give me a hug
This will be my first selfie on this selfie stick
How do you expect us to take a selfie
If we pull it like this, we can
Come on, let's take a Selfie
Frame looks good, If at all Priya is here it would have been great
Who's Priya?
You don't know right?
She's Admin of Virgin Girls group Admin, I'll give you an intro
Really?
Is she there on whatsapp group?
Bye
This is why, I asked you to be away from him
I didn't say anything, he did
Don't get angry
Priya, Priya
No...no, Nancy, Nancy
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy...
I said Nancy
Nancy
That's it